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The Word of God, the Bible, provides many descriptions of the Antichrist. The Bible tells us that, in the End Times, the Antichrist will ascend to dominion over the coming New World Order. He will then begin his reign of terror, in which he will persecute the Church of the Saints.
It has become clear to some of us in recent months that this person has now revealed himself. So he must now be named and, although we believe he will do all in his power to suppress or discredit this information, we must bear a stong witness.
The Antichrist is John Key, Prime Minister of New Zealand. The Scriptures are clear. He who has ears, let him hear!
The Bible’s description of the Antichrist are in agreement with the facts of John Key’s life – on every point! This cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence!!
See for yourself:
1. It is prophesised:
He will be a little man, but grow exceedingly great toward the south, east, and the beautiful land (Daniel 8:9-12).
John Key stands at only a little over five-and-a-half feet. After being born in Auckland, he moved to the South Island as a project manager at Christchurch-based clothing manufacturer Lane Walker Rudkin, before moving to the East as head of Merill Lynch’s Asian foreign exchange in Singapore. He has now become Prime Minister of Godzone, the beautiful country, New Zealand.
2. It is prophesised: He will speak arrogant words (Daniel 7.11).
When actress Keisha Castle-Hughes campaigned against global warming, John Key arrogantly dismissed her with the following words of harsh (and satanic) invective, “My advice to Keisha is this: Stick to acting.” In addition, as a sign of his march towards absolute dictatorship, John Key now refuses to speak with the media. Instead, he tells them, in what was hip late-1990s teenage slang, to “speak to the hand.” Oh, the arrogance!
3. It is prophesised: He will become very strong… but not by his own power… in his quick rise to fame (Daniel 8.24).

Barack Obama, John Key - A Secret Covenant Between Muslims and Jews? Note the unidentified man in foreign-looking hat in foreground.
Although he was only made leader of the opposition in November 2006, he rose to become leader of the powerful South Pacific nation of New Zealand just under two years later – backed by the shadowy organisation known as The National Party. On 25 July 2008, Key was added to the New Zealand National Business Review (NBR) Rich List, with an estimated wealth of NZ$50 million. John Key has become so famous that he now appears on the Late Show with David Letterman. Barack Obama has also appeared on Letterman.
4. It is prophesised: He will be blasphemous, and speak against God and his Word (Revelation 13:6).
John Key opposed the Biblical right to smack children, instead throwing his support behind the ‘Whore of Babylon,’ Sue Bradford. Sometimes when he speaks, the words are so unintelligible that he could well be speaking the most blatant and vile blasphemies against Jesus, and nobody would ever know. Except Jesus, who knows everything.
5. It is prophesised: The “merchants of the earth” will grow rich by supporting the New World Order (Revelation 18:3).
John Key was a Merchant Banker, who grew rich by playing with Kings and Rulers. But he has never revealed the exact means by which he amassed his curious wealth.
6. It is prophesised: His number will be 666 (Revelation 13:18).
John Key joined the National Party in 1998. The number 1998 is exactly 3 times 666.
7. It is prophesised: He will be a king ‘different’ from those who preceded him (Daniel 7.24).
The election campaign portrayed John Key as ‘different’ from your average politician, more an average man in the street. Sure, a man in the street with $50m in his back pocket, but it was a very average $50m.
8. It is prophesised: He will be called the Messiah (Matthew 24:5).

John Key supporter with John Key himself. John Key has cunningly arranged a picture of himself with the messianic image of a cross over his left shoulder.
To be heralded as ‘King of the Jews,’ the Messiah must have Jewish descent. John Key is descended from Jews! John Key is also followed everywhere he goes by sect members wearing cultish blue garb, proclaiming their adherence.
9. It is prophesised: He will be miraculously healed, the whole world astonished (Revelation 13:3).
In January 2009 Key slipped on some stairs at a Chinese New Year celebration, breaking his right arm in two places. This has since healed, miraculously, as noted by The Chinese Community. There are more than 1 billion Chinese on the planet today, most of them pagans. In addition, 2009 is the year of the ox in this pagan (and so demonic) system of thought. The ox is a horned creature. In Daniel 7:7, the Antichrist is portrayed as a horned creature.
10. It is prophesised: A false prophet will arise to be his right-hand man, causing all to take a mark, erecting a “living image of him” (Revelation 13.12-15).
John Key’s office has erected a website with his own “video journals” – displaying a “living image of him”. This would not have been possible before the arrival of the internet. The Bible knew about the internet, proving it was inspired by God!
All of this has been fulfilled to the letter. The odds of this are, approximately 1 in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!!
The conclusion is clear: John Key is the Antichrist.
You have been warned.
I knew it! And you’ve proofed it with text … and he’s an apostate, who denied the Father and the son in a television debate with St Helen (who also denied…), so 1 John 2.22 fits too.
And here I was thinking he was just another mincing, self-important, minor capitalist king …
Rabbie Burns would be proud of you, mon.
Look up and see!
This is very good – i am passing this on to friends and other christians- as well i posted a porton of my blog http://yahstruthseeker.wordpress.com – I hope you dont mind i only psted the first paragraph and then link to your blog post here. He DOES fit all the criteria except i would say the 666 really.
Oh congratulations. This post reaches a new high – in gross stupidity. The National Party a “shadowy orgranisation”? Key followed by supporters symbolically dressed in blue? His arm healed miraculously?(If that’s a miracle then miracles happen hundreds of time a day in every country in the world.)
Video journals are a living image? So are there a billion people or only a million who have posted video on the web?
But your best piece is the broken arm to year of the ox to horned creature to Daniel chain of illogic. Too funny.
Ever think this might be some kind of joke Gordon?
Thank you O great Biblical sages, for revealing the secret truth to us poor mortals!
Of course by this methodology we know that pi = 3, the Earth is flat, the world was once surrounded by a vapour canopy (suspended with an anti-gravity force), and the speed of light is not constant. Any scientist who says otherwise is clearly in the devil’s clutches!! :)
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“Ever think this might be some kind of joke Gordon?”
twas the best, mate :)
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Exegesis FAIL.
Joke WIN.
Did y’all see this important confirmation of the proof? The final key, so to speak, that yahstruthseeker sought.
That was great. I think it’s a play on the sum of the Roman numerals in the Pope’s hat, which calls him, in Latin, the Vicar of Christ.
Independent confirmation of our suspicions:
Tyrone, we look to you to for the next step. How should we respond, o prophet?
Chris Trotter referred to the Dunedin School post “John Key is the antichrist” in his Otago Daily Times column. But he attributed it to another blogger, who had merely quoted it. Here’s Trotter:
“… These dark musings were not helped by David Farrar’s “Kiwiblog” posting an item purporting to prove that John Key is the antichrist. (Did you realise that he joined the National Party in 1998, which, as everybody knows – cue spooky music – is three times six-hundred, three-score and six – the Number of the Beast!)…”
http://bowalleyroad.blogspot.com/2009/10/with-us-in-spirit.html
Chris Trotter is really running with the idea, now:
http://bowalleyroad.blogspot.com/2009/11/devils-own-job.html
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I thought you was serious!!! This is so stupid, you know nothing of interpreting prophecy. Shut your trap for the good of mankind. There’s enough ignorant and stupid preachers as it is. I used to work for one of the biggest, so called prophets.
The time is near, Doubter!! John Key’s true identity will very soon be revealed for all mankind to see.
This is a first class heresy, it’s too funny
The goal of John Key agent of Israel and the Jewish elite is to establish dictatorial Illuministic communism and to enslave all of mankind under the thumb of a Jewish master race led by a New World Order from within Jerusalem. The Jews are drunk with unbridled ambition to gain global power and establish once and for all their long delayed Zionist Kingdom on earth.
Im scared
Yeah…well, wake up and smell the bullshit. The little sod is definitely many of the things you claim and to have reached the heights he has, he’d have to be an arse licking Illuminati prick. No insult aimed at that lying git is strong enough; his Natz Party is and has always been ready to eat the shit any US president dropped (I could cite many examples, having lived in NZ for nearly 48 years) but he’d be lucky if he’s a hair on the antichrist’s left ball. Go back to sleep you bible-bashing morons.