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conversion, Evil, extermination, Fundamentalism, fundies, good, holy books, libertarians, martyrdom, neocons, R. Joseph Hoffmann, suicide bombing
Although the word “fundamentalism” is sometimes viewed as a fairly meaningless term of polemic, R. Joseph Hoffmann makes a somewhat light-hearted and entertaining attempt at defining its key elements. Apparently, fundamentalism is all about:
(1) Having a book you think is really, really excellent and which you imagine applies to just about everything:
“Fundamentalists read texts written 1000 years ago as though they were hot off the press.”
(2) Imagining a firm division between the side of good (us) and the side of evil (them).
“To be a fundamentalist is to have the religious equivalent of a teenager’s fear of vampires.”
(3) Having a desire for either self-extermination or homocidal extermination
“self-extermination, a form of martyrdom, is a way in which Christian crazies can vindicate their readings of sacred writ. Homicidal martyrdom is the trademark of Islamic fundamentalists, a much messier way to do business.”
(4) Having an infatuation with converting everybody else
“Pentecostal and charismatic denominations have grown by 37% since 2001; the Churches of Christ by 48%; the Assemblies of God by 68%. (United) Methodists and Northern Baptist by 0%, Jews, -10% and Catholics, through a healthy infusion of Hispanic and Latino votaries, a mere 11%. The undeniable appeal of taking God’s word seriously is unslaked by contemporary life.”
Not bad, but perhaps a bit broad? Those elements could definitely be applied to, say, libertarians and neocons… Ah, sooo. Perhaps not so broad after all…